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Gabe Newell Announces Pie Eating Contest for Half-Life 3
Looking for the latest news on Half-Life 3? Valve’s Gabe Newell may just answer your prayers…sort of. The portly god of gaming is challenging all comers to a pie eating…
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Gabe Newell Announces Pie Eating Contest for Half-Life 3
Looking for the latest news on Half-Life 3? Valve’s Gabe Newell may just answer your prayers…sort of. The portly god of gaming is challenging all comers to a pie eating…
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Soul Calibur V to Feature Enhanced Boob Physics, Introduces Dong Physics
We here at 8Bit Bites are huge fans of the Soul Calibur series. Needless to say, we were pretty excited to be offered an exclusive first look at Soul Calibur…
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Unico Systemo Spotted at CES 2012
Unico finally made its worldwide debut at CES 2012. The systemo is the first and only system from Mexico and is said to “Make all other systems cry to their…
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Gabe Newell Announces Pie Eating Contest for Half-Life 3
Posted on January 25, 2012 | No CommentsLooking for the latest news on Half-Life 3? Valve’s Gabe Newell may just answer your prayers…sort of. The portly god of gaming is challenging all comers to a pie eating... -
Soul Calibur V to Feature Enhanced Boob Physics, Introduces Dong Physics
Posted on January 24, 2012 | 2 CommentsWe here at 8Bit Bites are huge fans of the Soul Calibur series. Needless to say, we were pretty excited to be offered an exclusive first look at Soul Calibur... -
Unico Systemo Spotted at CES 2012
Posted on January 11, 2012 | 1 CommentUnico finally made its worldwide debut at CES 2012. The systemo is the first and only system from Mexico and is said to “Make all other systems cry to their... -
SwapNote: Nintendo’s Latest Innovation in Crudely Drawn Penis Sharing Technology
Posted on December 28, 2011 | No CommentsOn Monday I had to leave the kitchen for a couple hours to go to the laundromat. Though, as a woman, there is nothing I find more entertaining than watching... -
8Bit Bites Attends Nationwide Nintendo Gaming Event
Posted on December 18, 2011 | 2 CommentsThis weekend, Ný and Hans were invited to attend the prestigious Nintendo 3DS Show at the SouthPark Mall in beautiful Strongsville, Ohio to promote 8Bit Bites. Mall shoppers had a... -
A First Look at Imagine: Exotic Dancer
Posted on November 28, 2011 | 1 CommentAs a female gamer, I am a big fan of the Imagine games from Ubisoft. They allow me to experience all of the wonders of having an exciting career outside... -
Custer’s Revenge: A Romance for the Ages
Posted on November 24, 2011 | 2 CommentsNý here. I just wanted to take a short break from my Turkey Day kitchening to review a game that is very dear to my heart. A game that I... -
Introducing Ný! Plus 8Bit Bites Returns!
Posted on November 23, 2011 | 6 CommentsAs you can see, no one has updated this blog in over a year. But the dry spell is over and we will soon be taking this blog in a... -
XMen Arcade Coming To XBLA and PSN
Posted on October 21, 2010 | No CommentsThat’s right, true believers! X-Men Arcade is finally coming to home consoles. X-Men Arcade will be a port of six player arcade game with drop in, drop out online co-op... -
Super Mario Crossover Blows My Mind
Posted on April 28, 2010 | No CommentsMy inner child is giddy with glee. A developer at New Grounds has recreated the entire Super Mario Bros. game and made it playable with characters from old NES games. ...